Hey, how come do some people end up here, in the middle of China, in a city almost innaccessible because surrounded by mountains... how come to they end up here, away from the life they had back home? I am finding out, skeletons, skeletons working their brains, so much, so much that it pushed them here. You'll hear more about that, promise...

You know how come Sichuan (the province in which we are) has the most beautiful girls in all China they say? Because at the times where emperors were looking for all the prettiest girls in China to marry all of them, Sichuan was the only innaccessible region, so they couldn't have the girls sent to the capital.

I am already forgetting about my first hook, she's too much in the same office of mine... Work and love don't go together, in fact they're opposite. You've got to oppose things here, that's the way they understand things, that's the way they manage and lenghten their life.

You must find a girl that speaks english, or you won't be able to communicate (see how tool less we are?). That's why we teach it.

My brains are kind of spreading, I am already starting to fantasy. I am not able to structure... this will be a crazy chinese mess. You go in those chineses restaurants, bars and shops, and they all talk crazy chinese. You have some chinese girl with you, to translate. They are having long arguments about everything, even if you just want water. They will talk and talk furiously, for maybe one minute, and then you'll get your water.

They are buying anything from occident. So you walk inside a bar, you tell your chinese interpret friend that they should do a ladies night. So your interpret walks off the table and goes straight at the bar owner, who is always there, and they have a long animated talk. She comes back to you 5 minutes later and tells you they will try that. Then you say wednesday should be the day. She walks off the table and goes straight at the bar owner and they talk it over and so on... You are selling your ideas like this. Anything goes, they'll buy anything. So we can shape this place without understanding a word around us. At your service sir... This is so crazy...

... I am always laughing and enjoying myself like a kid. You get drunk in a bar, with a foreigner friend from the Phillippines. You two are drunk and at a point in the night he tells you " there's that kiwi girl, she's in the imports exports, who is coming to meet us" I am like "what? what are you talking about? kiwi girl?" And he goes "yeah, she's in the imports exports and we are meeting her, me and my girlfriend (he has a girlfriend that acts as an interpret and that is setting a lot of things up). You want to join?" And then I had a wild crazy laugh, i was laughing crying... Kiwi girl... in that cool bar (that' how we call the bar because we haven't got any name for it, all chinese so...), at that time of the night, when we're drunk and I loose everything that is being said, at that time... this is so absurd and out of place, and I don't know if that meeting is gonna be serious but you really invite me to join? And I could make out any suggestions and they'd buy it?? And what do you care about kiwis anyway?

That kind of stuff happens all the time, the chineses around you are so serious about everything, like clumsy business entrepreneurs, and they are talking and talking and buying and buying and argumenting and argumenting about the most ridiculous idea or most unsignificant details. It is so funny, because they are so much into it, so much into their business... I am not into it so that's a wild show for me to enjoy. I like to be at a distance.

Anyway, enough for today,

later,